Lady Penelope’s Sonnets of Suburbia
“Lady Penelope is Pissed!” is putting it mildly as she makes her chagrin at a Tweet crystal clear with her trademark wit and humor, Tomatoes.
Why dost thou Tweet when surely thou couldst call,
to tell me I reside now in thy past?
Thou bastard, too, hath posted on my wall!
Mine enemies click “Like” while I’m aghast!
My private parts you’ve publicly displayed;
Imagine my chagrin to see my boob,
a withered mountain paused to be replayed,
available for viewing on YouTube.
For indiscretions thou alone hast done,
be certain God’s alive and Karma will
repay ye double! And won’t it be fun,
to see ye choke on payback’s bitter pill?
You’re further proof my choice in men’s been spotty.
To think I once considered you a hottie!
The tomato behind The Three Tomatoes.
Cheryl Benton, aka the “head tomato” is founder and publisher of The Three Tomatoes, a digital lifestyle magazine for “women who aren’t kids”. Having lived and worked for many years in New York City, the land of size zero twenty-somethings, she was truly starting to feel like an invisible woman. She created The Three Tomatoes just for the fun of it as the antidote for invisibility and sent it to 60 friends. Today she has thousands of friends and is chief cheerleader for smart, savvy women who want to live their lives fully at every age and every stage. She is the author of the novel, "Can You See Us Now?" and co-author of a humorous books of quips, "Martini Wisdom." Because she's lived a long time, her full bio won't fit here. If you want the "blah, blah, blah", read more. www.thethreetomatoes.com/about-the-head-tomato
